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Thursday, October 05, 2006

9:53 PM - Cyanide

I got this in my email tonight. It's probably been in your emails too, but in case it hasn't here it is. I just hope that cyanide isn't available for prescription. Besides I don't know why, Cyanide isn't exactly a life saving or life improving medicine.

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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