Yup, I miss the Animaniacs. This show was at times guaranteed to have you on the floor laughing. It was that funny. Thank you Steven Spielberg.
Do you want to know what was guaranteed to make you laugh though? It could be Pink & The Brain. It could even be Rita and Runt. It could also be that Chicken that thinks it's really a person (and it could fool people into thinking it's human amazingly). But it's none of those things.
Thanks to YouTube an episode of Good Idea, Bad Idea. This one is in time for Halloween too.
I wanted to post this in time for Sweetest Day. This was just too funny to wait until St. Valentine's Day to post this. I laughed hard when I saw the word cynical in there. Some of this is not too far off from reality. I wonder what'll change the cynicism.
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic
What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays
Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get
It's set. The St. Louis Cardinals are now set to take on the Detroit Tigers on Saturday. The Cardinals beat the New York Mets tonight 3-1 to take the series in game seven. It went right down to the wire. The Mets had three men on base only to get strike three at the last at bat. The Cardinals scored the game's last two runs in the top of the 9th inning. The Tigers beat the Oakland Athletics in Detroit last Saturday to sweep the series.
I was a little too happy to see the Cards' win the series then I realized Chicago wasn't in it. DAMN!!! But what can I say, I like to watch baseball. And now we can finally watch the fall classic. St. Louis versus Detroit in the 2006 World Series!!!
The Cubs are my team but it's just sad that year after years they can't get through. 2003 was a great year only to have made it to the NLCS and then have something unfortunate happen to cause the Cubs to lose. I could attribute this to the infamous curse of the goat. But I try not to believe in superstition a lot of this has to be that the Cubs have fielded some horrible teams.
It's quickly approaching the century mark the last time the Cubs actually won the world series. It's 60 years since the Cubs won the pennant. Of course they made a big deal in 2003 about the Cubs winning their first post-season series since 1908 (that would be when they beat the Braves in the NLDS, who seem to have a great tendency to make the playoffs only to be eliminated in the first round). Well at least in time for next year we have a new manager and a winner just like Dusty Baker who couldn't get the job done.
Thanks to Late Night with David Letterman, a top 10 list of reason why the Cubs haven't won a world series since 1908. This was funny actually. Oh and this is old BTW, but at least I can see this again thanks to YouTube.
I warn you that as you read this piece of email spam, the language will become offensive. This is a funny story and should be taken that way. But if I may say so what is implied to have eventually happened is quite hilarious.
There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small plane on their way to Florida. One black mother and her child were on their way to visit relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK on their way to a convention. The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 minutes an announcement came over the intercom from the pilot saying:
"We have overloaded this flight. We are going to have to start throwing luggage out the window so the plane won't go down."
Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the window. Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second announcement.
"We are still experiencing problems. We're sorry, but the plane is still overloaded and we're going to have to get rid of some of the weight so the plane won't go down."
"We're going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of the window when we call you by your name. To make it fair, we'll go alphabetically. We'll start with A. Will all the African Americans please jump now?"
The black woman and her child continued to sit. The pilot came over the intercom system.
"Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now"?
The Black woman and child continued to sit. The pilot came over the intercom system again.
"Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now? All the KKK was now staring at the motherand child. The black woman and child continued to sit.
The child then looked up at her mum and said: "Mum aren't we all of those?"
The mother then replied to her daughter, "Baby, we niggers tonight honey and the K's come before the N's."
This is one messed up joke in more ways than ones. Read on!!!
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer.A blonde woman, came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is aseven-hundred-ten?"
The blonde replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up, and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
My favorite cop show right now. I didn't get to see this show much except for reruns over the summer and I must say that this show is really stirring the pot this season. I just saw the episode last night, it was a good episode and quite controversial.
It started off with a member of New York's Finest ( Det. Mike Logan) getting into it with a member of New York's Bravest (Some fireman whose name escapses me at this moment). It was a good episode though because the case dealt with a murder of a fireman who as the episode moves forward is on the down low (for those of you who don't understand he's married but he's a frequent guest at a gay bar and he was carrying on a relationship with a man behind his wife's back). So it started off with a bang, usually an episode starts off with a murder not a firehouse brawl of some type.
But this season has been interesting. It seems Det. Logan and his partner Det. Megan Wheeler are takling some controversial cases, while Det. Robert Goren and Det. Alexandra Eames are taking on the who-dun-it cases. See a couple of episodes ago Det. Logan investigated the murder of a man who got killed on his motorcycle and he finds out that this was somehow connected to a young man who was in a "relationship" with his teacher. Det. Goren seems to be taking cases which will take an emotional toll on him like when his partner Eames gets kidnapped and somehow it was connected with his mentor. Last week he was snooping around a sleepy suburban police department which was connected somehow to another murder.
I'm really liking this season. This is like what the 6th season and things have gotten more interesting as time moved on. Usually it's about time for a series to wrap it up after a shorter time but this season makes me want to stay on this ride. I'd like for them to keep this up.
Almost a week ago I went to the SGA Crown Forum. I snapped a few picture and this one was a good one.
This guy was doing a solo there. It seemed to have gone to a very sluggish start but then it started to pick up. If you can see in the picture, some people were in the crowd was standing up. They were feeling the song. Started off sluggish but ended well. That's the mark of a good performance.
Yeah I don't know what apple cider is. The only inkling I've had of this beverage is that people could be intoxicated by this. Almost like alchohol. Oh well, I'm amazed fall has been upon us for weeks now.
I got this in my email tonight. It's probably been in your emails too, but in case it hasn't here it is. I just hope that cyanide isn't available for prescription. Besides I don't know why, Cyanide isn't exactly a life saving or life improving medicine.
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
I haven't seen a game in years but I'll have to admit how much hits these guys take and without wearing a lot of equipment. Almost a little more exciting than the National Football League except no forward passes, no rushing, or even anything resembling a line of scrimmage. Thanks to YouTube I get to see some Australian Football action.
I originally posted this slideshow on February 3rd of this year. I'm bringing it back with new pictures that I've taken since earlier this year up until recently. I hope you enjoy.
Yup, I miss the Animaniacs. This show was at times guaranteed to have you on the floor laughing. It was that funny. Thank you Steven Spielberg.
